This could be a fun challenge.

Hmm.

What do you all think, having seen what passes for my art skills? Do I have a chance? And would anyone like to help me with a little brainstorming?

Consider this a short precursor to a massive "science in the arts/crafts" post. Links and such relevant to that topic would be much apperciated- I've got a bunch already, but this is the internet. There's always more out there.